I’m getting sick of Cheryl 'National Treasure' Cole – which is a little unfair as not only do I not know her personally, but I have absolutely nothing against her, her work or general existance. I’m just fed up with looking at her – which is also strange as she’s absolutely gorgeous.
I guess what I’m saying is that every time I look at a magazine, her face is on it. Every time I look at a website, she seems to be smiling back at me. Not to mention that fact that she has obviously been written into almost every TV programme ever made. And that’s not including when I did my Christmas shopping in the high streets and kept bumping into life-size cardboard cut-outs of her promoting her single, album, lower intestines etc.
The poor girl. Part of me feels sorry for her. The media is so massively up her arse right now that when the bubble finally bursts inside her rectum, she’s not going to be able to take it.
On a bizarrely related note, my favourite food is Dominos Texas BBQ pizza. I love it. I could eat it all the time. Well, not all the time. There would come a time when I got sick of it if it was constantly being rammed down my throat night and day. Cheryl 'National Treasure' Cole feels like a particularly fit rogue topping nestling next to my sliced onions.
Oh, and since when did it become law to write the words, 'National Treasure' in between 'Cheryl' and 'Cole?' I must have been left off the email that went round Fleet Street informing everyone who ever writes anything about her to refer to her as such as she obviously is one.
Anyway, where do you have to go to become a national treasure? What are the minimum requirements?
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I think a pretty face, tears, and waiting on the inevitable WAG fling, and mum-in-law affect helped her along the way.
ReplyDeleteLike you, I'm fairly ambivalent towards her. Despite what she's achieved I still can remember that she was the least likely finalist to bag her place in Girls Aloud. The judges had preferred Javine as a menber over her and the public voted her in. So the weakest singer from Girls Aloud has now released a solo album. How X-Factory convenient.
On the X-Factor she showed her horror reaction to Louis kissing that Shirley fanatic on the lips. And after a 'contestant' kissed her on the cheek, she turned to Danii and grimaced saying 'his skin was wet'. Jesus Christ - try avoiding that similar kind of thing at my family get togethers!
National Treasures should be down to earth and overlook silly, unpleasantness like this. After all, it was the general public that got her where she is today.