BNP also expresses disgust at the EDL

British National Party leader, Nick Griffin, has joined the nationwide condemnation of the English Defence League, saying that they have drummed up more negative feelings in one week than the BNP has managed in decades.

Long has Nick ‘the squint’ Griffin’s party been the favourite bag-guys of rational Britain. However, the tragic death of Drummer Lee Rigby has caught the ‘traditional’ racist party napping, allowing the EDL to storm ahead in the fascist polls.

BNP member, Marcus Reid, from Rotherham said, “It’s an absolute disgrace. Overnight, people are thinking that we’re suddenly almost nice compared to these EDL thugs. What we need is to mobilise our forces to do something really nasty – and quick about it – perhaps if we killed a few kittens while listening to a James Blunt CD, people would start to hate us properly again.”

Shopkeeper, Mohammed Al Farsi, from Streatham was quoted as saying, “Actually, these BNP types are all right really. They just like waving flags and stuff. I’m okay with that. I can’t remember the last time they tangled with police. I’d happily vote for Nick Griffin if he’d do something about these EDL lot.”

Nick Griffin has simply tweeted: It was not meant to be like this.


Promises to work harder at being badder.