How will BMW top this?

Long have the German car giants, BMW, been the choice of the alpha-arsehole. A recent study in Britain proved that the car badge drivers were most used to seeing in their rear view mirror (as the car behind tries to ram their bumper at 70mph along the motorway) is – you guessed it – one of those little blue and white circles, cut into quarters. Hello Mr BMW.

However, in recent years, Audi have been cutting into BMW’s apparent stranglehold of fast cars which are owned by drivers who don’t give a s**t about other road-users. Now, Audi have thrown down the gauntlet to BMW by proving how much they don’t care about other people by going as far as to actually park IN someone’s house (see below picture).



This can only leave the rest of us to wonder HOW exactly BMW will respond to this. Early indications reveal that soon we will see BMWs trying to park in your bedroom wardrobe, old ladies’ handbags and even birthing units at maternity hospitals (possibly then using your wife’s uterus as a carwash).

Be warned: BMWs will soon be everywhere in a blatant attempt to trump Audi’s insolence. I would write more, but a BMW has just driven into my office and is about to park one wheel on my keyboard, before the driver spits in my face, claiming it’s my fault.